Seriously.

Two months?? I haven't posted anything in two months? That's absolute insanity. I think that might give a clue as to what's been happening in my life... I've been crazy with work!! Right now I should be grading papers (I have six more to reach my quota for the day), and it's a Saturday night. It's safe to say that I'm looking forward to summer, but I know that it'll come flying on in soon enough. Where does time go? It's amazing what happens when you put your head down and plow forward, one day at a time. When you finally look up, two months have passed.

Don't worry. I still have a lot of smartass things to say and bitching about my love life to do (actually, that has been a little more interesting lately), I just don't have the time to do it right now. Wait for it, and until then, I leave you with a quote from Carson, the blonde guy from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy:

Carson (looking in between a poor straight guy's toes): That, my friend, is called toe schmegma. It's the wrong answer always.